Greetings, my friends. I am Arashmia, and though I’ve joined mother Plaguebringer, I’ve…well, to be quite honest I’ve found it a little boring here. We do the Mother’s work, but there is much free time to be had, and very little to do. In the interest of filling my time productively, I support my clan financially though my humble writings. Perhaps you would be interested in aiding me in my endeavor?
- 10g for 500 word porn drabbles
- 25g for 1,000 words
- Repeat business nets a 2g discount :D
- Other wordcounts maybe negotiated, contact me to discuss :)
- Send an ask with the sex act, the dragons, and any other specifications desired
- if you have an pertinent headcanons, include them! Ex: Orca dick guardian, erogenous-zone tertiaries, etc
- I will not write the following kinks: guro, hardcore vore, scat (more as I think of them, not into most eww kinks), so please don’t request them
- Samples of my work can be found here, and here (COMING SOON!)
I await your answer, friend…
friend you don’t have an ask box open! :O i saw your ask on mischiefrising and i would be more than happy to take you on in blind faith >u> if you would care to contact me here on my tumblr or FR or wherever, i’d be happy to work something out! :D
what your favorite breed tells about u:
- fae: tfw noqt3.14gf
- guardian: tips fedora
- mirror: you think wolves are REALLY badass
- tundra: superwholock
- ridgeback: *master of puppets plays in the background*
- pearlcatcher: has seen mean girls over 25 times
- snapper: likes the shrek movies a little too much
- spiral: a lady in the street but a freak in the bed
- skydancer: brony
- imperial: superior japanese culture enthusiast
- wildclaw: smells like black licorice
- coatl: top shelf memer
do not laugh at comedians they are trying their best
hellyea bebe dwegs
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I have no idea how it happened but I somehow have 100 followers, so ITS GIVEAWAY TIME!
*Loud and slightly annoying party horn noise*
[No seriously, where did you guys come from? I’m not prepared for this.]
First prize: Cloudy and Inkwell Feathered Wings.
That is, if I can finally catch that dang Swipp trade. I have the salt and the Steam Gryre but if I don’t manage to trade them in I will go ahead and give the winner the items.
Second Prize: A hatchling from one of the following pairs.
Bliss and Lionheart.
Kintsugi and Dream.
TrillTone and Honorwing.
SunChime and Weave.
Third Prize: Coatl Art.
A coatl adoptable
or a coatl head shot.
Of any coatl the winner wants
Does not include apparel.
There will be three winners.
First place will get to decide which prize they want, second will choose between the last two and third place will get the last prize.
Winners will be picked with random.org.
- You don’t have to be following me.
- One entry per person.
- Likes don’t count.
- Reblog with your username and ID number.
- Ends on the 29th, 23:00 FR Time.
Congrats on the followers! Lucatri 45372
Dorufuu #46198!!! C:
please watch this
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
OH MY FUCKING GOD
AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS
I’m in Dumbledores math club…
More like Harry Hypotternuse.
You’re a mathemagician, Harry.
I just couldn’t not reblog this.
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New crystal gene in gijinka form be all like:
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
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Happy Monday! Let’s get shiny! You know the deal:
- Rebagel (mmm bagels) with your username and lair id to enter!
- Likes don’t count, and only one entry per person!
- You do not have to be following me!
- Ends TODAY, October 20th at 20:00 FR time!
tellingetienne 49947 <3 <3
Dorufuu #46198!!! SO MUCH SHINY
Parents repeating themselves
I feel this on a spiritual level.